I knew it wasn’t too important, but it made me sad anyway. J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye (via stevenbong)

(Source: theburnthatkeepseverything, via frequent-sea)

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friend: I’m eating cake
me: I’ve never eaten my favorite kind of cake
friend: how is it your favorite if you’ve never eaten it?
me: because its beautiful
friend: is it red velvet cake?
me: no it’s ass

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